The thing about a lot of games is that you’ve gotta be able to progress. The goal of Civilization is to dominate the world. In Metal Gear Solid you’ve gotta stop the terrorists from being able to nuke the world. In Shopping Cart Hero you’re doing sick stunts and the sicker the stunts the more… Continue reading Over It
Tag: Video Games
Dave of All Trades
Dave The Diver is ostensibly a game where you dive for fish by day and sell sushi of your catch by night. There’s a light restaurant management sim thrown in there to support the selling of said sushi, and a fish farm to, uh, farm fish for the restaurant. There’s also a basic farming sim… Continue reading Dave of All Trades
Go Home, Google
Not much of an essay or a rant this week for various reasons, but rather a quick observation that, wow, Google search has gotten real bad. Like, I can vaguely see how the connection can be made. Forsaken did see the guardian go rogue (renegade, if you will) and had a bit of a Western… Continue reading Go Home, Google
Things Going Wrong
I had a plan in Death Stranding 2. I cleared out a bandit camp then left my truck there while I ran a couple errands nearby. While on those errands I was informed that my truck had been stolen. This threw a wrench in my plans, but nothing insurmountable. So I finished up that errand… Continue reading Things Going Wrong
Open-Ended
After taking my time and enjoying it, I finished Death Stranding 2: On The Beach last weekend. At least the main story of it, I still want to finish a few orders and max out my connection with everyone — but the main part of the game is done. And man, is it excellent. Despite… Continue reading Open-Ended
Pokémon Go On A Walk
The year is 2025 and, nine years later, I’m one of the people still playing Pokémon Go. The world has changed since the game came out in the heady summer of 2016. Technology no longer seems to have as optimistic a future as it once did. A worldwide pandemic saw us retreat from each other… Continue reading Pokémon Go On A Walk
Casual Gamer
Haven’t had much time today to sit at my computer and work on a blog post, been otherwise occupied. I did carve out a bit of time to check out the beta for Battlefield 6, the latest game in that long-running military shooter. It’s, well, it’s fun enough. The game delivers on the premise of… Continue reading Casual Gamer
Social Stranding
Sometimes I wonder if social media was a mistake. I say this with my tongue firmly in cheek. Over the years, it’s allowed me to keep up with old friends scattered across the world, sharing pictures and life updates. When Facebook was ascendent, it was a hub where everyone was (for better and worse) that… Continue reading Social Stranding
Hiking Game
When I was in Arches National Park a couple years ago I hiked a trail without a path. Figuring out the route meant keeping an eye out for cairns and following the footsteps of those who’d gone before — which was easier on the dirt than it was when scrambling along rock formations. The hike… Continue reading Hiking Game
But The Story
I finally checked out Hotline Miami (and its sequel) after buying it on Steam nine years ago. And, who’d have guessed, the game that came highly recommended to me way back when is really good! It’s a hyper-violent, top-down twin-stick shooter that rewards bold strategies and improvisation as the player shoots, punches, and clobbers their… Continue reading But The Story
Essays, Not Rants! 